Talented genius

For your viewing pleasure, my first attempt at cutting hair.

Talented? Surely.

Let me preface, however, full disclosure of my pertinent experience was explicitly stated prior to the commencement of the cutting festivities. The subject, Jan, nonetheless submitted his cheveaux for my creative edification. Several techniques were executed: the chop (some flesh included), the abstraction (received more warmly with canvas as a medium; human hair not recommended) and the scraper (involving dollar store clippers and a rapid forward motion over the head. Result: ripping tufts of hair from the subjects scalp).


So, don't let the smile fool you. As my "subject" Jan commented on his own blog, "there was a massacre on my head, and I was Custer."